Friday, February 18, 2005

Non-Humorous Update Post

Blog visitors and fellow nerds,

I've seen the comments asking where I've been for the last week. I apologize to my loyal readers, and feel a sick sense of worth at simply being missed.

I have been working hard on developing my first real patent. No, not the FellatioBot. It is mechanical in nature (challenging for an electrical controls engineer) and... ah, that's all I can really tell you yet. Several of you are bright enough to develop and market it before I even have the prototype drafted.

I will try to keep you updated. Only dial-up (ugh) is available at my home, and it feels like wading through tar after high-speed...so I've been avoiding going online.

My friends, this could become my first (perhaps only) notable accomplishment. More likely, it will be another failure that cost me ball-loads of money.

Yours truly,
EngineerDan