Friday, February 18, 2005

Non-Humorous Update Post

Blog visitors and fellow nerds,

I've seen the comments asking where I've been for the last week. I apologize to my loyal readers, and feel a sick sense of worth at simply being missed.

I have been working hard on developing my first real patent. No, not the FellatioBot. It is mechanical in nature (challenging for an electrical controls engineer) and... ah, that's all I can really tell you yet. Several of you are bright enough to develop and market it before I even have the prototype drafted.

I will try to keep you updated. Only dial-up (ugh) is available at my home, and it feels like wading through tar after I've been avoiding going online.

My friends, this could become my first (perhaps only) notable accomplishment. More likely, it will be another failure that cost me ball-loads of money.

Yours truly,