Friday, February 18, 2005

Non-Humorous Update Post

Blog visitors and fellow nerds,

I've seen the comments asking where I've been for the last week. I apologize to my loyal readers, and feel a sick sense of worth at simply being missed.

I have been working hard on developing my first real patent. No, not the FellatioBot. It is mechanical in nature (challenging for an electrical controls engineer) and... ah, that's all I can really tell you yet. Several of you are bright enough to develop and market it before I even have the prototype drafted.

I will try to keep you updated. Only dial-up (ugh) is available at my home, and it feels like wading through tar after high-speed...so I've been avoiding going online.

My friends, this could become my first (perhaps only) notable accomplishment. More likely, it will be another failure that cost me ball-loads of money.

Yours truly,
EngineerDan

15 Comments:

Blogger babblingdweeb said...

He's alive....aaLIVE...AAAALIVE!!! arghhhhhhhhh.......

Sweet dude, you better make googles and googles of cash so you can buy out blogger from Google for your own personal playground of insanity.

February 18, 2005 at 2:49 PM  
Blogger Jessie said...

Haha! Welcome back.... Yeah, dial up is a bit of a disappointment after high speed. I think I would give up and never return to the online world.

February 19, 2005 at 5:28 PM  
Blogger Thérèse said...

So.

You ever coming back?

- March 16, 2005

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I can see that this site is just like everything else in your life you pathetic loser. Play around with it for a few months and then drop it when some other shiny object attracts your attention.

March 24, 2005 at 2:26 PM  
Blogger EngineerDan said...

Anonymous,

Gee, I'm really sorry I haven't been routinely updating my blog. I admire your religious devotion to blogs...the way it seems so wrong to drop a caring, loving blog for those bastard shiny objects. God DAMN those shiny objects.

In reply, yeah, I had some spare time once. Now I don't. My new shiny object is my engineering business.

I'm terrified at how well you seem to know about everything in my life. And how did YOU know I was a pathetic loser? Oh wait, that fact is self evident. Teach me how to be a winner like you. Teach me how to devote every ounce of my being to blogs. Its just right.

March 25, 2005 at 10:54 AM  
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